Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Turd In A Pair of Jeans Award

It's time once again to hand out a new new Turd In A Pair of Jeans Award!



The latest recipient is actually a group of recipients from the lovely state of Mississippi, who tortured a disabled pregnant woman to death.

Don't take our word for how deserving they are; here's what CNN had to say:

ALTON, Illinois (AP) -- Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete floor.

Dorothy Dixon ate what she could forage from the refrigerator upstairs, where housemates used her for target practice with BBs, burned her with a glue gun and doused her with scalding liquid that peeled away her skin.

They torched what few clothes she had, so she walked around naked. They often pummeled her with an aluminum bat or metal handle.




So we'd better get to work at making those awards, since we have a total of 5 to construct, and that's a lot of turds to find/produce.

Until next time...

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Episode #8 - The Street Kia Z Show



Steve is back with the show, Tracy's couch smells like cat pee, Dave drug his kid around for Easter, Kia owners should never mod their cars, J.K. Rowling almost killed herself, a robot kills a man, a new turd in a pair of jeans is awarded (more on that later), Steve hates the South, Robert the Grump checks in via email, Dave's Father insults Billy Barty, and the boys share their brushes with greatness.

Listen to the show to catch all of the juicy details!

Episode #8 - The Street Kia Z Show

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Episode #7 - The Grumpy Old Men Show



Steve is out, Tracy is in... deep, Dave got bit by his dog, Heather Mills made out like a bandit, guns are good, masturbating airline passengers are bad, the weekend box office, and why kids should be beaten daily.

Listen to hear all of the goods in this week's episode!

The Dave and Steve Show - Episode #7

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Monday, March 17, 2008

We'll walk the walk tomorrow night!

This week's episode of The Dave and Steve Show is going to be delayed until tomorrow night, so that Steve can fill in with the Rolling Stones on their world tour.

Actually that's somewhat close to the truth, as Steve will be playing with his band, Vote for Pedro, at Finn McCools in The U District of Seattle. If you're in the area, make sure you swing on by, and for more information on Vote for Pedro, hit up their website, found at the world's longest URL, at: VoteforPedrotheBand.com!

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Hand Meets Concrete Block

This is why I only use my face to break concrete blocks.



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Reporter Meets Sled

It's hard to tell if this is fake or not, but either way it's pretty amazing to watch in slow motion.


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