Episode #28 - The Heavily Medicated Show

It's another HUGE show, complete with drugs!

• Dave is on all kinds of drugs.
• Steve's kid loves skunks and gets taken to the gang mall.
• Tracy's kid is learning to potty like a big boy.
• The Barenaked Lady crashed a plane.
• American Idol gets a new judge, and nobody cares.
• The new season of Dancing with the Stars is announced, and still nobody cares.
• The Democratic National Convention is in full swing, and even less people care.
• Tall people don't like being measured.
• Steve wants you to know that "your stupid."
• It might be a Popsicle!
• Age is no excuse for bad grammar.
• Nuns are (hot) people too.
• The mailbag is jammed full tonight... even if all of the emails are from the same person.
• The fellas end the night by sharing their dream lists of guests that they'd like to have on the show.

Episode #28 - The Heavily Medicated Show

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I'm an idiot...

Yes, we have a new show. No, it won't be up this morning like it normally is. This is due to the fact that I forgot to upload it on my way to work today. So you're going to have to wait until tonight to hear it.

In the meantime, I'd like to show you a video that NBC wouldn't show of Michael Phelps at the Olympics.



I can understand a little splashing, but I thought the choking was a bit much.

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B-Money and E-Dawg

Chillin' on Sesafizzle Street!



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The DaSS House Band Live!

We wanted to pass a quick note on from our house band, The Upper Crust, from their faithful servant, Bumbles...



Dearest Companions of the Upper Crust,

We urge you in no uncertain terms; emphatically; intransigently; thusly and to wit -

Make haste and purchase your tickets for the Upper Crust this Saturday evening, the 23rd of August, 8:00 o'clock sharp, at the Highline Ballroom (431 W. 16th St., betwixt Ninth and Tenth, 212-414-5994).

Purchase your tickets online now

Yours Truly, Bumbles

So if you happen to reside in the greater New York area and want to hear some good ol' fashioned "roque," head on down to the Highline Ballroom!

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Episode #27 - The Pocket Protector Show

We get our nerd on for this show!

• It's raining hard in Parts Unknown.
• Steve gets his kid a Diego light for his Birthday.
• J the Producer is MIA again, but pops in later.
• Tracy hates themed Birthday parties, and takes his kid to mini-golf but is too cheap to spring for the cart.
• Dave's In-Laws were in-house and put Dave in a bad mood.
• Dave questions if he should sink money into making the podcast better, and Steve is not a fan of the "pitch-in."
• J the Producer thinks our first contest entry is a Photoshop job.
• You can see a free movie provided you have a time machine.
• Our movie pitches from last week didn't go over well with the Pile.
• Dave and Tracy still have yet to see "The Dark Knight."
• One of the DMB died, and Tracy and Dave agree that he's in a better place now.
• Gary Glitter is out and looking for work.
• The Olympics overfilled the pool.
• AC/DC's new CD will only be available at Wal-Mart and Steve shows his Democratic side by not buying it from them.
• Neighbors have loud sex in England and Tracy saw his naked.
• Rats are good food too.
• A man humps a bench and gets stuck to it.
• The show ends with the boys getting their "nerd on," by talking about what makes each of them nerds.

All this and so much more!

Episode #27 - The Pocket Protector Show

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Our first contest entry!

I'd like to remind everyone that we will be taping the show on Tuesday of this week, so look for it to go up sometime on Wednesday.

In the meantime, I give you the first entry into our Dave and Steve Show contest. If you aren't aware of the contest, the rules are simple: Photograph yourself giving the official Dave and Steve Show salute in as crazy of a place as you think of. Bonus points if you manage to get it taken while standing with a celebrity, or in the case of our first entry from Paul, a noted politician:



That's right folks, Paul managed to get a shot of himself giving the salute while standing next to what very well could be the next President of the United States! Is it a Photoshop job? Who knows. Is it awesome? Most certainly.

For his wonderful effort, Paul will receive a "The Rocker" t-shirt from our friends at 20th Century Fox, as well as a lifetime supply of Uncle Steve's Magic Toe-Jam. And remember... "If you're in a jam and out of jam, think of Uncle Steve."

Think you can one-up Paul? Even if you can't, we'll still take your crazy shots and post them right here on the site, so make sure you send them in!

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You want Bigfoot?

For those of you who have been reading about the hunters who claim to have found a dead Bigfoot and stuffed it in a freezer (image found below), we'd like to remind you that we recently had noted Bigfoot researcher, Cliff Crook, on the show a few weeks back.



He didn't find a dead bigfoot, but he did find a live one as a kid, and has been doing some serious Sasquatch studyin' ever since!

Episode #20, featuring Cliff Crook Interview

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Episode #26 - The Red Dawn Show

Steve drums for the wedding singer and hugs hard, Tracy is on vacation and trying to finish up his book, Dave is an idiot who spent far too much on a couple of iPhones, J the Producer forgot about the show, Steve's wife wants to make a baby in front of the band, Bernie Mac is dead, Isaac Hayes is dead, Mrogand Freeman and John Edwards don't love their wives, The Dark Knight is still pulling in the money (though Tracy and Dave have yet to see it), Homer is on the Euro, a fat family breaks a waterslide, China makes more crap than the United States, Russia is trying to take over the South, Dave loves women's beach vollyball, the mailbag includes a call-in guest by the name of Mike from SuperstitiousTimes.com, "Contact" still blows, and the guys end the show by reading their one-sentence movie pitches.



All this and so much more!

Episode #26 - The Red Dawn Show

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Tonight on the big show...

Tonight's show promises to carry on the high level of excellence set by previous Dave and Steve Show podcasts, so make sure you tune in on Tuesday!



That being said, if you want to get even more intimate with the show than you already are, hit the website up around 9:30pm PST tonight and if you see a "On the Air" image in the right column, it means we're taping live. Shoot us an email, and we'll read it on the air as though you were right there on the show. Give us your phone number and we'll even call you live!

For tonight we've got a mailbag (with an all-new intro!), news, entertainment headlines, an update on an upcoming interview, our one sentence movie pitches, and much more!

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Falling down...

When a pretty lady falls down, it's funny. When a pretty lady falls down twice, it's really funny. When a pretty lady falls down twice while carrying what appears to be a watering can, it's hillarious. When a pretty lady falls down twice while carrying what appears to be a watering can and the video is played back in the same speed as a Charlie Chaplin film, it's comedy gold.



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Episode #25 - The Pirate Talk Show

If you are a "Pirates of the Caribbean" fan, this is the show you don't want to miss. Actor and comedian, Paul "Jake" Jacobsen, joins the show and spills the beans on the "PotC" prequel, along with telling the tale of the time he taught Johnny Depp's kid how to swordfight!

That plus Steve does actual yardwork, Tracy doesn't do much of anything, Dave gets a hotdog and a boob flash from a floating hotdog stand, iPhones scratch, Australian men like to masturbate while speeding, The Dark Knight is rich, we've finally got a contest for you, and the boys finish things off talking movies that they like that nobody else does.



It's another jam-packed episode, so make sure you tune in!

Episode #25 - The Pirate Talk Show

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Wednesday shows are the best kind of shows!

Well the interview we were supposed to have last week, but lost due to Dave not being able to make the show, is happening this week instead. So we'll get that recorded on Tuesday and put the whole thing up in a pretty little package with a ribbon on top on Wednesday.

In the meantime, check out Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at this year's Comic Con:





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