The First "Turd In a Pair of Jeans Award"!

"Hang on... turd in a pair of what?" you ask?



That's right, folks, it's The Dave and Steve Show "Turd In a Pair of Jeans Award"! This super-special award is handed out to those individuals who have done something to shame the human race in one form or another. In other words... they are no more than a turd in a pair of jeans.

We'll hand these awards out only when they are fully deserved, with our first going to none other than the Marine puppy tosser.



If you haven't seen him in the news, crawl out from under your rock and do a search on the ol' Google. This awesome guy appears to throw a puppy off a cliff in a recent YouTube video. While it's possible that the film is a hoax, even if that winds up being the case, he still gets the award for wasting our time.

We know he does not represent the vast majority of brave men and women in Armed Forces around the world, so please don't read too much into this. This is one isolated turd in a pair of jeans, and is very deserving of the title.

Look for more Turd In a Pair of Jeans Awards to be handed out in the future!