Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Turd In A Pair of Jeans Award

It's time once again to hand out a new new Turd In A Pair of Jeans Award!

The latest recipient is actually a group of recipients from the lovely state of Mississippi, who tortured a disabled pregnant woman to death.

Don't take our word for how deserving they are; here's what CNN had to say:

ALTON, Illinois (AP) -- Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete floor.

Dorothy Dixon ate what she could forage from the refrigerator upstairs, where housemates used her for target practice with BBs, burned her with a glue gun and doused her with scalding liquid that peeled away her skin.

They torched what few clothes she had, so she walked around naked. They often pummeled her with an aluminum bat or metal handle.

So we'd better get to work at making those awards, since we have a total of 5 to construct, and that's a lot of turds to find/produce.

Until next time...

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