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Will Ferrell Answers Fan Email

Lots of wang-sucking talk in this one, so be careful if listening at work.

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

Had we known that emails like this were so popular, I would have been reading them from the mailbag all along. We only get like 2 standard emails each week, but we get around 5,000 emails similar to those that Mr. Ferrell receives.

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Quite a friend to have.

This really does just sort of feel like they're name dropping.



I mean I'm friends with Steve, of The Dave and Steve Show fame, but you don't hear me writing a song about it.

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New website coming?

Tracy and Dave are hard at work trying to get a new website up and running. Don't expect anything for a few weeks, but if we can get it launched with the things we have planned, you members of The Pile should absolutely love it!

Stay tuned and don't be surprised if you hop on the DaSS website some day in the not too distant future to find it is now more awesome than a bowl of sliced peaches!

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How to deal with economic woes...

Tough times got you down? Pretend to make out behind a reporter and you'll feel much better!



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Episode #31 - The Dark President Show

It's like Christmas in September and we're giving the gift of an amazing episode!

• Steve shows up for his family reunion, in a Batman shirt.
• The Pile is growing, and Steve got the chance to speak with two members face to face!
• Tracy hung out and watched football while his wife walked around for three days.
• Dave has some news that will sadden Steve, and he saves it for the end of the show.
• The Dave and Steve Show Drinking Game is born, so get your booze ready!
• The mailbag is full again, and includes the latest from loyal listeners, Amber, and Mike.
• Steve refuses to do the ENews until Dave reveals his "big news."
• A member of Pink Floyd is dead, and Sulu got hitched (Uranus jokes abound).
• You can't yell "witchcraft" in a crowded theater.
• You can't go home again, and you can't fake being a student to get on the cheer squad.
• Australia is in the news again, and this time it involves "a chest mounting kitty mucker."
• The guys finish off the show with a highly entertaining main topic involving their ideas for action flicks starring the four members of the show. Not only that, but Steve reads excerpts from stories that were written by the lads themselves, back when they were quite young.

Episode #31 - The Dark President Show

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Tonight On the Big Show

Oh do we have a show lined up for you tonight, as the guys come up with action movies starring the four members of the show, and Steve will share the inspiration for this topic by reading some stories that we wrote when we were barely knee-high to a grasshopper.

Not only that, but Dave has a bomb to drop on Steve that will shock and sadden him. Tune in to hear him whimper!

All this plus news, entertainment headlines, and much more! We've got letters already filling up the mailbag as well, but you've still got time to get yours in and have it read on the big show, by emailing us at dasshow[at]gmail[dot]com!

We can't wait for you to hear this one!

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3 Day Breast Cancer Walk

Loyal listener, and faithful writer, Amber, needs your help! She's taking part in a 3 Day Walk for breast cancer, and could really use donations. You don't have to donate a fortune, in fact any little bit helps, so get over there and sponsor her now!



She's dressed in pink like that for a reason. At least we hope she is...

Sponsor Amber now!

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Episode #30 - The Frozen Waffles Show

This time on the big show:

• Steve hits the first of two family reunions, and his uncle gets garbage thrown in his pickup.
• Your wife can turn you from a dirty Republican into a dirty Democrat.
• Tracy is having technical troubles, and a new DaSS drinking game is born!
• Dave got his tooth messed up by the Dentist and landed a new job.
• Tracy did things to Dave's home that shouldn't be mentioned.
• The mailbag is full again! (Send your letters now to dasshow@gmail.com)
• Amber writes in again, and it's entertaining as always.
• Steve forgot to mention the Peanuts Animator in his dead celebrity news.
• Gary Coleman is down and out in Utah.
• Oasis got jacked on stage.
• You should say "mentally challenged" when referring to President Bush.
• Birds can sound a lot like women in peril.
• That wasn't an 8 inch sausage, but it was a nice spice rub.
• The guys finish off the shows talking about their dream jobs as well as the worst jobs they've ever had. Think you can top severed cow heads, insulation installation, selling phonebook ads in a burning town, or pouring concrete in the rain? Drop us a line and tell us about it!

As you can see, it's a jam-packed show, and one you certainly don't want to miss. Plus we talk frozen waffles!

Episode #30 - The Frozen Waffles Show

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Tonight On the Big Show

Boy oh boy do we have a great show lined up tonight! We'll be talking with the Gang to find out what everyone did over the weekend (we actually got some sun), hitting the latest entertainment news, and headlines, as well as digging into the ol' Mailbag to hear what you members of the Pile have to say. Plus we'll be talking jobs, both worst and dream.

This plus lots of surprises throughout! So make sure you tune in and listen tomorrow to show number 30 of The Dave and Steve Show! You don't want to be the only kid on the block who hasn't heard it yet.

Speaking of that, have you told other kids on said block about the show yet? The only way for us to take over the world (or at least the interwebs) is through word of mouth by listeners just like you. So tell your friend, neighbor, boss or anyone else within earshot that The Dave and Steve Show is just about the best thing since velcro shoes!

More to come soon!

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In case you missed it...

We watched a lot of Olympics at the Dave and Steve Show compound this year, but we totally missed this performance:



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Episode #29 - The JP Patches Show

Warning: Though we do interview a clown on this episode of "The Dave and Steve Show," we would like to remind you that we are not a show for kids, so please make sure the little buggers are out of earshot before you listen!

The guys spend most of this show clowning around with none other than Northwest icon, JP Patches!

• Steve attends the wedding from hell.
• Tracy calls Steve and Dave out on their lack of testicular fortitude.
• Dave attends the fair, and in a shocking twist, hates every minute of it.
• The Snowman and that movie guy are dead.
• John McCain picked a MILF, or "naughty librarian" as Tracy calls her.
• Someone got married in a morgue.
• You drink more when you're poor.
• The boys finish off the cast with what just might be their most entertaining interview to date.

It's our best show yet, whether you're a JP Patches fan or not!

Episode #29 - The JP Patches Show

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Mystery Guest!

While we did take Monday off to celebrate Labor Day, we still managed to interview a very special guest for Tuesday's show!



We'll record the actual show tonight, slap on the interview, and serve it up hot and fresh on Wednesday morning.

Stay tuned!

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Episode #28 - The Heavily Medicated Show

It's another HUGE show, complete with drugs!

• Dave is on all kinds of drugs.
• Steve's kid loves skunks and gets taken to the gang mall.
• Tracy's kid is learning to potty like a big boy.
• The Barenaked Lady crashed a plane.
• American Idol gets a new judge, and nobody cares.
• The new season of Dancing with the Stars is announced, and still nobody cares.
• The Democratic National Convention is in full swing, and even less people care.
• Tall people don't like being measured.
• Steve wants you to know that "your stupid."
• It might be a Popsicle!
• Age is no excuse for bad grammar.
• Nuns are (hot) people too.
• The mailbag is jammed full tonight... even if all of the emails are from the same person.
• The fellas end the night by sharing their dream lists of guests that they'd like to have on the show.

Episode #28 - The Heavily Medicated Show

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I'm an idiot...

Yes, we have a new show. No, it won't be up this morning like it normally is. This is due to the fact that I forgot to upload it on my way to work today. So you're going to have to wait until tonight to hear it.

In the meantime, I'd like to show you a video that NBC wouldn't show of Michael Phelps at the Olympics.



I can understand a little splashing, but I thought the choking was a bit much.

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B-Money and E-Dawg

Chillin' on Sesafizzle Street!



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The DaSS House Band Live!

We wanted to pass a quick note on from our house band, The Upper Crust, from their faithful servant, Bumbles...



Dearest Companions of the Upper Crust,

We urge you in no uncertain terms; emphatically; intransigently; thusly and to wit -

Make haste and purchase your tickets for the Upper Crust this Saturday evening, the 23rd of August, 8:00 o'clock sharp, at the Highline Ballroom (431 W. 16th St., betwixt Ninth and Tenth, 212-414-5994).

Purchase your tickets online now

Yours Truly, Bumbles

So if you happen to reside in the greater New York area and want to hear some good ol' fashioned "roque," head on down to the Highline Ballroom!

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Episode #27 - The Pocket Protector Show

We get our nerd on for this show!

• It's raining hard in Parts Unknown.
• Steve gets his kid a Diego light for his Birthday.
• J the Producer is MIA again, but pops in later.
• Tracy hates themed Birthday parties, and takes his kid to mini-golf but is too cheap to spring for the cart.
• Dave's In-Laws were in-house and put Dave in a bad mood.
• Dave questions if he should sink money into making the podcast better, and Steve is not a fan of the "pitch-in."
• J the Producer thinks our first contest entry is a Photoshop job.
• You can see a free movie provided you have a time machine.
• Our movie pitches from last week didn't go over well with the Pile.
• Dave and Tracy still have yet to see "The Dark Knight."
• One of the DMB died, and Tracy and Dave agree that he's in a better place now.
• Gary Glitter is out and looking for work.
• The Olympics overfilled the pool.
• AC/DC's new CD will only be available at Wal-Mart and Steve shows his Democratic side by not buying it from them.
• Neighbors have loud sex in England and Tracy saw his naked.
• Rats are good food too.
• A man humps a bench and gets stuck to it.
• The show ends with the boys getting their "nerd on," by talking about what makes each of them nerds.

All this and so much more!

Episode #27 - The Pocket Protector Show

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Our first contest entry!

I'd like to remind everyone that we will be taping the show on Tuesday of this week, so look for it to go up sometime on Wednesday.

In the meantime, I give you the first entry into our Dave and Steve Show contest. If you aren't aware of the contest, the rules are simple: Photograph yourself giving the official Dave and Steve Show salute in as crazy of a place as you think of. Bonus points if you manage to get it taken while standing with a celebrity, or in the case of our first entry from Paul, a noted politician:



That's right folks, Paul managed to get a shot of himself giving the salute while standing next to what very well could be the next President of the United States! Is it a Photoshop job? Who knows. Is it awesome? Most certainly.

For his wonderful effort, Paul will receive a "The Rocker" t-shirt from our friends at 20th Century Fox, as well as a lifetime supply of Uncle Steve's Magic Toe-Jam. And remember... "If you're in a jam and out of jam, think of Uncle Steve."

Think you can one-up Paul? Even if you can't, we'll still take your crazy shots and post them right here on the site, so make sure you send them in!

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You want Bigfoot?

For those of you who have been reading about the hunters who claim to have found a dead Bigfoot and stuffed it in a freezer (image found below), we'd like to remind you that we recently had noted Bigfoot researcher, Cliff Crook, on the show a few weeks back.



He didn't find a dead bigfoot, but he did find a live one as a kid, and has been doing some serious Sasquatch studyin' ever since!

Episode #20, featuring Cliff Crook Interview

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